FULL NAME	Faye Zoetmulder
Begun breathing	10.09.1991
Local haunt	Cape St Francis
Weapon of choice	Fish stix
Shortest board	5’6 pig
Longest board	9ft Longboard
Signature move	Fin wafts
Which foot forward?	Goofball
I’d like to surf like…	Dane Reynolds, Silvana Lima
Partners in crime	Beck boys, Dono, and all the Seals muppets
Surf screwers	Surfings my job, the only thing that’s ever gonna stop me for a bleak little while would be if I had broken bones or was stuck in a desert.
Free agent or hooked up	Free as a bee and lovin it!
Ear candy	Funky tunes, Chromeo, The Kooks, UB40, John Mayer
Eye candy	Uh Dane Reynolds again, and a weird attraction to Gerard Butler
Best Read	The Bomb, Jodi Picoult, Stephanie Meyer
Best grinds	Mothers Beef Stroganoff, Chicken Schnitzel
Best drink	Red Bull
Best jol	House Parties, Sydney night life, Hippie Concerts
Brand slut	Hurley, Kauai, Skullcandy
Favourite local surfer	Dylan Stone, Nick Godfrey
Underground ripper	Kyle Jacobs
Barrel or Air?	Both
Longboarders….	SA Champs
Paddleskiers….	Death
Jbay	Special
Worst nightmare	Not completing my duty on Earth
Perfect day	Sunshine, Bikini surf, Seals beachie 4 foot barreling. Only Me, Don, Fish, Matt, and Kody out.
Been there, done that	Bali, G-land, Aus, Madagascar, Mozam. En route as we speak – France, Portugal, Spain, Mentawaiis.
Wish list	Namibia, Pipe, Morroco
Surfing in PE….	Not for the faint hearted
Famous last words	Luck is expensive but freedom comes cheap. The rest I leave a mystery.